A melancholic riff on our seasonal favorite, this one’s got a tart twist. We tweaked the base to hit that perfect pucker—balancing sweet, juicy watermelon with a strawberry finish that lingers just long enough to remind you of summer days slipping away. Whether you’re savoring a victory or wallowing in a last-minute loss, this pairs perfectly with the heartbreak of being a Cleveland Browns fan. >: [
The Infinite Sadness (Sour Watermelon/Strawberry)
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