Residents of the great state of Ohio,
We are excited to offer you access to our beer - shipped directly to your door. (with Pennsylvania, hopefully, not far behind)
This following process will serve as a proof of concept while we gauge interest for this cockamamie plan. If you use it, we will keep working relentlessly to improve it.
Be mindful of personal tastes and dietary restrictions when making your selections. If you don't like bananas, or are allergic to them, chances are you won't like our title, Bananas (this would seem intuitive, but yet here we are). If you are allergic to peanuts, skip titles with peanuts. *****THE MENU INDICATE DIFFERENT DIETARY CONCERNS, CHOOSE ACCORDINGLY*****
This initial trail will run from December - February while the weather outside is frightful. Our products are extremely susceptible to warm temperatures, and therefore some weeks direct-ship may be suspended (to protect you and your purchases). Your usage will determine how or if we proceed during the warm months. *****KEEP COLD. DRINK FRESH. DO NOT AGE.*****
Browse the titles below and when you are ready click the LIVE CHAT button. From there you will reach KevBot. KevBot is a real person, named Steve. Steve will answer any questions you might have, and guide the rest of your purchase. Then just sit tight, your cans will arrive at the end of the following week.
Onsite, our cans run $9 apiece plus 7.25% local and state sales tax or $9.65 per. Flat rate shipping is $16 making your online purchases $10.98 per unit without ever having to leave your home. We hope not to discourage your pilgrimage, but instead help fill the intermittence and give you access to our new releases that might have otherwise been travel-prohibitive. ****ITS $1.33 MORE PER CAN TO HAVE THEM DELIVERED VS TRAVEL******
As of 11/26
The Infamous...
Nectaron
$25 4pk
Excluding Tax
8.0%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
800# Gorilla
Rum Barrel-aged with banana, caramel
$9
Excluding Tax
8.0%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Adversarial
Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Ice Cream
$9
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Bananas
Bananas
$9
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Batalla de
Puebla
Mango, Habanero
$9
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Bells of War
Peanut Butter, Grape
$9 each
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Boundaries
Banana, Chocolate, pineapple, strawberry
$9
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Conquest
Coconut
$9
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Discomboblated
Apple, Pear, Cinnamon
$9
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Hydra + Hostility
Cantaloupe, Banana,
$9
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Impeached
Peach, Strawberry, Almond
$9
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Leviticus 24:19-20
Melancholy
$9
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Melancholy
Watermelon, Strawberry
$9 each
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Sucker punched
Mango, Habanero
$9
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.
Woodland Critter
Peppermint ice cream
$9
Excluding Tax
5.5%
ABV
We got our hands on some of the advanced selection from New Zealand's Freestyle Hops and immediately put them to use. On tap and in cans.